they don’t make ‘em like they used to

and the polarised black high contrast lenses sharpen ground visibility

and as such

These sunnies have a special grip coating to prevent bouncing and slipping whether you’re on the run

Round green sunglasses with sleek polarised lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters

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