Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations

It holds a charge for months at a time

packing 15 handy pieces into a compact design that slips easily into your purse

The 32-84oz Summit water bottles do not fit in most cupholders

OUTER SHELL: Phone stand “shelf” holds your phone at any outlet while the cord “clip” levitates your cord in a nice little bundle off the counter or floor

Pistachio Latte Hair Perfume ring dish Our bestselling How to TraumatizeFormulated with patented odor eliminating molecules that neutralize odors at the source, scientifically proven through sensory and analytical testing A nutty gourmand scent that feels like sipping a creamy pistachio latte in your favorite cozy caf. Wrapped in notes of pistachio, coconut, and warm coffee for the ultimate comforting indulgence.