that was a lie

we will not be mailing any physical gift cards

Your body is a temple

Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell

We’ve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy)

Born to Be Envied shape-aviator that was a lieThe limelight, it burns!!! That's why you need these totally mod, edgy Pop G frames in this eye catching lime green shade with black lenses. They'll shield your eyes from the envious gaze of the droves of people who want to bask in the glory that is, well, YOU. Some people were just Born to Be Envied.