Get ready―a new baby is coming to your house

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For Charlotte

Paradise Bird Craft Get ready―a new baby isThe ravens are as bored as can be, but luckily something interesting tumbles at them in the form of a bright and noisy paradise bird. And this colorful bird is about to change their outlook on life in ways they never expected. Before long, the flock of sullen ravens will be on its feet dancing, as will anyone who reads this funny, spirited book that will delight any child who claims to be bored.