Sometimes slurring your words can work to your benefit

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Do Not Do Drugs Old Age Funny Black Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Sometimes slurring your words canGetting older has its benefits, and this shirt could be one of them. This exclusive Old Glory design features the words "I Don't Do Drugs. At my age I can get the same effect by standing up too fast" on a 100% cotton, long sleeve adult t shirt. A great gift for anyone over the hill.