Pizza" is printed on the front of this funny cotton/polyester blend t-shirt

With this words

it's a light and comfortable shirt from the purveyor of the finest malt beverage around

Johnny Depp is a troublemaker in John Waters' spoof of teen musicals

"God Bless America"

Always Be Yourself Squirrel Youth T Shirt Rock 'N Roll Pizza" is printed on the"While growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a.. Squirrel?! This exclusive Animal World design is printed on a high quality 100% cotton youth t shirt, featuring the words, Always be yourself, unless you can be a Squirrel. Then ""always be a Squirrel"" across the front. Because being a Squirrel is so much cooler."