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"Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue

These rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit

The limelight

do they suddenly appear

Frequent Skymall Shoppers lenscolor-green (But they also need toYou wont find these blue aviator sunglasses in a SkyMall catalog. That said, the navy blue frames wont slip or bounce no matter how much you sweat over that inflatable foosball table toaster oven, and the gradient amber lenses perfectly shield the glare of melting plastic.